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If thine enemy wrong thee, buy each of his children a drum.
Chinese Saying
The Big Guy Upstairs
George Carlin
Groucho Marx
Stephen Wright
Dennis Miller
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A Texan, visiting Newfoundland, told a local about the size of his ranch.
"I can drive my pickup for a day and a night, and still not leave my land."
"Oh, yeah," said the Newfie. "I used to have a truck like that."
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